every achievement in cinema history has led up to this moment
#that time that michael jordan retired from basketball to play baseball#and then was bad at baseball so went back to basketball#and in order to celebrate his return to basketball#we made a movie in which he teams up with 50 year old cartoon characters#to defeat the space aliens who magically stole the mojo of other famous basketball players#and planned to kidnap these 50 year old cartoon characters#so the cartoon characters who literally never played basketball in any of their cartoons#were like clearly the only way to settle this is with a game of basketball#and just when all hope seems lost#bill murray who has literally only been in one other scene in the movie#shows up completely without explanation#and no one questions it#and doesn’t even do anything to help the team like he literally just shows up to pass the ball to michael#and then michael jordan slam dunks the ball frorm half court to win the game#and someone in hollywood read that script#and was like yes perfect no changes need to be made let’s get this project going#i don’t believe in god#but i do believe in space jam
Koko the gorilla, is a female gorilla who is able to understand more than 1000 signs on the the American Sign Language system and over 2000 words of spoken English.
Koko had a pet kitten, which she received on her birthday on July 1984. It was noted that Koko cared for that kitten as if it were a little baby gorilla. The kitten one day escaped from Koko’s cage and was hit by a car.
When she was told of what happened, this is how she responded.
It was also noted that afterwards she made weeping sounds like a human.
And for anyone whose interested in animal language, here’s an interesting article on researchers translating chimp language
at a hella cool castle
the groom channeled Thranduil and the Baratheons
the bridesmaids were elf maidens
the court jester and town crier were there
the cakes were gorgeous
luckily a friar was passing through town who was able to officiate (“mawwaige,” he said, “is what bwings us togevver today”)
the bride’s chariot was pulled by the most beautiful creature
unfortunately, as with all medieval weddings, there is the dragon problem
IS NO ONE GOING TO TALK ABOUT THIS EVER
I WOULD LIKE SOME ANSWERS
well for starters his name was Paul
Babe im not grabbin ur boob im grabbin ur heart
thats my right boob tho
102 chicken nuggets
why would you order 17 of 6 instead of 5 of 20… that shit’s expensive as hellGetting 2 four pieces is cheaper then 1 6 piece know your nuggets
but getting 1 20 piece is cheaper than 3 6 pieces KNOW YOUR NUGGETS
this is how word problems for math books are started, isn’t it.
Canada has less people than California alone, and we’re the 2nd biggest country in the world. Gay rights are fully legal, abortion is legal, no racism or descrimination of any kind is allowed, free healthcare, and we have moose. Come live here, we have lots of space!
can Americans come too
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